Slechte rijst (wtf-news)

'Condoleezza Rice took a break today from her round of Broadway shows and a shoe-buying spree that would do Imelda Marcos proud. Why? To tell the hurricane victims dying hourly in their homes that their prolonged suffering is God's will, not the government's fault, and to lecture them on the virtue of patience: Asked to say a few words from the pulpit, Rice, a preacher's daughter, said: "The Lord Jesus Christ is going to come on time." She added: "If we just wait.' Iedereen weet dat Beëlzebub zijn lievelingslied 'Time is on my side' van The Rolling Stones is en niet dat van God, dat van God is 'Stir it up' van Bob Marley & The Wailers en ook wel het ploplied maar dat houdt ie liever stil.