HandzOff Antimasturbatory Gum (qué?!?)

Chew HandzOff and keep both hands free all day!
Two HandzOff chews offer 4 to 6 hours of relief.
You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed.
Dus 2 voor 4 uur, idd dat is 120 per dag.
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